Stress Reliever .. 2
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
Stress Reliever .. 3
Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."